NANDONONI !!!
WRITTEN BY: ARINDAM SAIN
Disclaimer: This is entirely a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any person, event, incident, place and activity is purely coincidental in nature.
EPISODE: 01
Location: In an Apartment of Kolkata
Kaushik (Malati's younger brother): Happy Marriage Anniversary to both of you.
Bhanu and Malati: Thank you. It is really a joyful journey of 2 years together.
Srimanta: Boss, now, it is also time to welcome a new guest in this house.
Bhanu: Well, we may think about it now.
Malati (Bhanu's wife): Come on, everyone, eat the cakes.
Vikash: Hey, Bhanu, your mobile is ringing.
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Location: In a room of Hotel Sheraton, New Delhi
Hotel Customer Care Operator (over the phone): Good morning, Sir ! Sorry to disturb you, but, someone wants to talk to you. Its an emergency.
Noni: Ok, transfer the call.
Rudraraj Roychowdhury (Police Commissioner of Kolkata Police): Good morning !
Noni: Good morning, Sir !
Rudraraj: Is our department paying you to keep your mobile phone switched off ? I can hear a female voice too !
Noni: Actually, Sir ! I drank too much last night and there was no battery charge in my handset.
Rudraraj: Shut up ! You have done a great job to arrest the gang of Musa in Delhi, that, I appreciate, but, be more disciplined. You have girlfriends in each and every city or what ! Take the next flight to Kolkata and visit Nando's house by this evening.
Noni: Ok, Sir.
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Location: Inside Nando's house at Kolkata
Nando: I really don't understand, that, why, our boss wants a special investigation in it.
Mrityunjoy Malakar (Senior Inspector of Special Task Force of Kolkata Police): I don't know.
Suranjana (Forensic Expert of Kolkata Police): As per the forensic analysis of his brain, he may had an emotional excitement before dying. Maybe, some quarrels or fights.
Nonigopal Sain (Undercover Encounter Officer of Special Task Force of Kolkata Police): Kaushik has filed an FIR that it is a cold blooded murder. Let us arrest both Srimanta and Vikash.
Nandodulal Sain (Undercover Investigating Officer of Special Task Force of Kolkata Police): No ! No ! We have no evidence ! On what basis, you will arrest them. As per Kaushik's statement, three of them were playing with colours at the previous evening of 'Dol Yatra'. Three of them usually used to drink alcohol outside. Kaushik is saying that Shrimanta and Vikash have murdered Bhanu.
Noni: Oh ! just give me this case to solve, if they are guilty and not getting punishment, I am there to punish them.
Mrityunjay: Doing encounter is becoming your hobby it seems. Sit down quietly on the sofa and listen to me. As per postmortem report and forensic report, they played Holi on an evening, got drunk, then started swimming in the nearby lake. Bhanu got drowned. Even if we arrest Shrimanta and Vikash, they will say the same thing.
Nando: Look at the newspaper, Debdutta Dhanapati, the owner of 'Dhanapati' chit fund has been arrested today.
Mrityunjay: Exactly ! You are going in the right direction. Bhanu was the reliable car driver of Debdutta for 5 years or so. Bhanu's death has opened up several mysterious doors. Just walk through the doors.
Noni: Very confusing ! Let me consult with my best consultant.
Nando: Who !
Suranjana (with a smile): You also know him. Keep the speaker on. We will also hear him.
Noni (over the mobile phone): Hello !
Arindam (Undercover Intelligence Officer of RITA): Boley falo.
Noni: The topic is, 'Bhanu's death'. Any idea on it !
Arindam: 'A death underwater for
one of the best SWIMMERS;
focus on the consumption factor,
rather than on RUMOURS.'
Noni: What ! Sometimes, what you say, Arindam daa, it goes above my head.
Arindam: That's why, Nando is the Investigating Officer, not you. Tell him to read these lines again and again, which I have messaged him in his mobile phone just now.
Noni: Ok !
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Location: Inside the 'Lake Swimmers' Club
Laltubabu (President of Lake Swimmers Club): Bhanu won many swimming competitions for us. Even, he can swim underwater for around 2 minutes.
Nando: Ok ! Thank you ! Thanks a lot !
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Location: CBI Headquarter
Chittaranjan (CBI Chief): Thanks a lot, Kalikinkar Babu ! For you only, we have been able to trace a big chit fund scam in Bangabhoomi.
Kalikinkar (Head of 'Jagrata Janata Dal'; JJD in Bangabhoomi): You must thank one of our best leaders, Saidul. He first pointed out to me that several poor villagers have been looted by 'Dhanapati' chit fund, by saying that their invested money will get doubled within a year. But, just a few months back, all the branches and controlling offices of 'Dhanapati' chit fund remained closed for weeks after weeks. The agents of 'Dhanapati' chit fund fled out from their respective village to hide somewhere. Last week, suddenly, Debdutta Dhanapati himself surrendered in front of CBI by confessing that he has become bankrupt.
Chittaranjan: Not willingly. It is the effect of that PIL case filed by Saidul. Don't worry, we are also public servant and we respect both the words, 'Public' and 'Public Money'. I have given the charge of this case to one of our best officers.
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Location: Studio of Kolkata TV
Rinki (Anchor of Kolkata TV): Just now, we have received information that there is a bomb blast in Koylaganj area. As per sources, some bombs were kept inside a rented house.
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Location: At a wedding party in Jalandhar
Tribhuban (RAW Chief): By coming out RAW, what are you trying to prove ? Are you trying to prove that RITA is far better than RAW ?
Sudarshan (Chief of 'Royal Indian Tigers Association', RITA): I just wanted to implement some of my innovative ideas in Indian Intelligence Department. RAW did not accept my modern ideas on Intelligence and Surveillance. So, I came out and focused on this new start-up business. Now, RITA is rocking around the world with some best Undercover Intelligence Officers.
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Location: Inside Nando's house in Kolkata
Nando: How can a good swimmer get drowned ?
Noni: He was drunk.
Nando: Unless and until you are completely senseless, even after drinking alcohol, you don't forget those skills which you know the best. Generally, if a drunkard falls in a pond, his senses become active, because, at that juncture, even in a drunkard mode, he can understand that something wrong is happening. 'Focus on the consumption factor'; that means, too much alcohol !
Noni: Is there any medicine in the market which will make humans senseless when we mix it with alcohol, but, no trace of that medicine can be found in forensic report.
Nando: Sabbash ! Noni ! But, Suranjana is a good forensic expert. As per forensic report, it was pure alcohol. Arindam Daa didn't say, 'alcoholic consumption', but, 'consumption factor'.
Noni: I think we must visit Bhanu's house once and talk to his wife, Malati.
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Location: In front of Debdutta Dhanapati's house
A journalist: Sir ! Sir ! Please respond ! Please Sir ! You all have been searching this house for around 5 hours or so. What is the final outcome ?
An ED Officer: We have found 265 Kilograms Gold Ornaments, Bond papers worth 1.23 Crores and Cash of around 5.87 crores. We have raided what he confessed in front of CBI, except one thing.
A journalist: What Sir !
An ED Officer: A 'Blue Book'. What we recovered today, is just the tip of the iceberg.
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