NANDONONI (EPISODE: 04) !!!

NANDONONI !!!

EPISODE: 04

Location: CBI office at Kolkata

Nikhilesh (Political leader of 'Muktiyoddha Morcha Dal', MMD): You have done a great mistake by calling me here for interrogation. Common people of Bangabhoomi are all angry with CBI.

Parimal: That you leave it to us. We are not here to make everyone happy, we are here to investigate and find out the truth. Yesterday, in front of some journalists, you told that many supporters of your MMD have given monetary donations to you. In the video footage, what we saw is just that only. Now, tell us, what have you done with that money ? Do you have a bank account in Swiss Bank ?

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Location: Joyeeta's residence in Kolkata

Bibhuti (Joyeeta's nephew): In front of CBI, Nikhilesh has told that he used to raise funds for MMD as per the orders from the top management of MMD. If CBI starts a detailed investigation, then I will be in big trouble as I increased my own property with a huge share of money which got invested by the investors of 'Dhanapati' chit fund.

Joyeeta (Political leader of MMD): Relax ! You just concentrate on your construction business. CBI has not found any page of that 'Blue Book' where Debdutta used to write the names of people who borrowed money from him at 14% rate of interest.

Bibhuti: But, had we returned all those loans with interest to Debdutta, those poor investors would have not suffered.

Joyeeta: This is politics ! Their money will go to them in the form of grants, donations, subsidies and some expenses on some cultural programs. Those investors will forget about the chit fund scam when they will get so much monetary facilities from us. This is politics. 'Maach er tel ei maach bhaaja'. Tomorrow, I will disclose something in the Press Conference. For the time being, use some muscle power to tame that Investigating Officer of CBI.

Bibhuti: Ok.

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Location: Kolkata Police Headquarter, Lalbazar

Saurabh Srivastava (Assistant Commissioner of Kolkata Police and Chief of Special Task Force): We have traced out the location of the anti-social. This is the location. This anti-social gave a threat call to Parimal yesterday. You know what you need to do, but, the anti-social must remain alive.

Noni: Ok, Sir ! Jai Hind.

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Location: A Press Conference in Kolkata

A journalist: Madam, recently Nikhilesh Babu has made a statement that he was collecting donations for MMD only.

Joyeeta: Nikhilesh is such a liar. If you see some old video footage, you will see that Nikhilesh did the marketing of 'Dhanapati' chit fund in a program organized by Debdutta. Even do you know, how the program 'Lakhpati Quiz Show' runs in 'Eso Maa Lakkhi' TV Channel, anchored by Achintya. 20 contestants have to participate in the quiz show with Rs. 20,000/- entry fee. So, Rs. 20,000 x 20 is Rs 4 lakhs. The 1st winner gets Rs.1 lakh. 50% of the remaining Rs. 3 lakhs went to 'Dhanapati' chit fund and the rest to 'Eso Maa Lakkhi' Channel. Then, imagine, how much money the TV Channel and the Chit Fund earned on a quiz show on a daily basis. Just in two elimination round of quiz with 5 quizzes per contestant in each round with 'Sudden Death' system in case of a tie. 20 contestants to top 4 contestants, then 4 contestants to 1 champion contestant. 

A journalist: Thank you, madam. Thanks for providing us a valuable information.

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Location: In front of local desi wine shop just beside a railway crossing

Toton: Notun mon e hocchey ! Amaar naam Toton. Amaar pechoney laagle kintu abaar haath e file niye table er tolaa e lukotey hobe.

Noni (After firing a bullet at Toton's left knee): Oh ! Really ! See all your people have run away.

Toton: Aah ! Khub barabari hoye jacche kintu. Ami kintu MMD r supporter. Peto mere debo, Peto.

Noni: Aar ekta awaaz korle tor kopaal kore debo futo. I think you have not the read the contents of your school syllabus. I am not just a Police Inspector; I am from Special Task Force. We are selected specially, groomed and trained well to do some special tasks. For uttering the 'Peto' word, I am gifting you another bullet at your right knee. Next time, the bullett will go through your forehead. As per top level orders, I have to keep you alive, that's why, I am leaving you alive. Hey, Tukaram, ambulance aaya ? 

Tukaram (Constable of Tangra Police Station): Aaya hain, Sir.

Noni: Jaldi leke jaao ish langoor ko haspataal mein.

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Location: Studio of 'Jaago Bangla' News Channel

Haridas (TV Anchor): Breaking News ! Both Nikhilesh and Achintya have been arrested and will remain in custody till the investigation on 'Dhanapati' chit fund scam is over. Recently, all the bank accounts of 'Dhanapati' chit fund has been completely freezed.

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Location: Vikash's House

Nando: Namaskar ! I am coming from Lalbazar. I want to ask something about Vikash.

Vikash's father: Aab kya karoge puchtaach karke, mera ladka wapas aayega kya ? Woh Lottery ka dukaan hee uska maut ka kaaran hain. Pataa nahi kya shaukh huya, ki ek lottery ka dukaan kholke baith gaya tha.

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Location: At a top floor secret lounge of Zalzeera Bar at Kolkata

Nando: Habibur Mondal, a political leader of MMD owns a lottery business. We have doubts that he also took a huge amount of money from Debdutta to start the business.

Arindam: The younger brother of Habibur is Mijanur. Mijanur was one of the rapists who raped a woman in Park Street two years back. Even he tried to do an acid attack on Inspector Divya who was investigating the 'Park Street' rape case. 

Noni: Many people are involved in it. The money of 'Dhanapati' chit fund has got distributed in all illegal works. Any information about Shrimanta and Malati.

Arindam: Both of them are going to London. Shrimanta has booked a ticket in 'Jet Airways' through 'Makemytrip' app, and Malati booked a ticket in 'Air India' through 'goibibo' app.

Nando: So ! What !

Arindam: They know, we are tracking them. That's why, they went separately. Don't worry, our Intelligence Officers of RITA will keep strict vigilance on both of them. Shrimanta may have a connection with an International Drug Dealer. 

Noni: What about that Koylaganj bomb blast case ? Has Rajesh been able to catch Masudur ?

Arindam: Keep an eye on Habibur. From his bank account, every month, a huge amount of money get transferred to local businessman of Murshidabad in the Indo-Bangladesh border. This is the photo of that businessman. His name is Jaffar Miyaan. 

Nando: Your phone is ringing.

Arindam (over the mobile phone): Hello !

Inspector Divya (Lady Inspector of Park Street Police Station): Sir, one of your lady officers of RITA gave me the information that Mijanur and Noorani booked a same hotel room in Mumbai. Is it true ?

Arindam: Yeah ! Nandini gave you the correct news. But, that is not any evidence for us, but, keep an eye on Noorani, the Bangladeshi actress. Ok, bye !

Nando and Noni (uttered together): Oh ! Nandini !

Arindam (with a surprise look): What !

Nando: No ! nothing ! actually, you told us that both of you had a breakup, but, see the fun, Nandini resigned from RAW and joined RITA.

Arindam: That's her decision, her life. 

Noni: Just look at the TV set.

Anchor of 'Sansani' program: Lottery ticket ka paisa jaa raha hain Pakistan mein !

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NANDONONI (EPISODE: 03) !!!

NANDONONI 

EPISODE: 03

Location: Inside Nando's house at Kolkata

Mrityunjay: Vikash hanged himself in a haunted broken house in and around the desolate portion of the Lake area. As per post mortem report, no such clue, it is showing a suicide, but, as per my experience, I can say, it is a cold blooded murder. No extra glass of alcohol found ! Why Vikash will go alone to that place only, to drink ? Why the suicide note is a computerized printed letter ? 

Suranjana: The forensic report in this case is quite similar to that of Bhanu. An emotional excitement in the brain before dying. Generally, it happens when someone consumes drugs like cocaine or heroin.

Nando: Basically, you are an intelligent idiot. Why you didn't tell this thing before ? 

Suranjana: In case of Bhanu's forensic report, it did not strike in my head. But, when the forensic report is too similar in both cases, then, there has to be a common connection, that is, some high level drugs, which cannot be traced so easily in our forensic lab as per our current infrastructure. But, how come, we tested and tested but came to the conclusion that it is pure alcohol.

Noni: We are totally confused now ! 

Nando: No, the death of Vikash has opened up another door. Yesterday, CBI officials found the 'Blue Book' from the point of the lake where Bhanu got drowned, but, alas, all the pages inside it were torn. 

Mrityunjay: That means, Bhanu used to blackmail Debdutta !

Nando: Too early to predict as of now.

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Location: Inside Koylaganj Police Station

Rajesh: Whatever you have mentioned, based on that, Zahir, our department painter has made a sketch. Now, tell me, does he look like this one ?

Rafiq: Yes, Sir ! He is that man, his name is Masudur Rahaman. Now, leave me Sir.

Nazrul: Sir ! Jee korta hain, ish kafer ko goli se urra doon. Ek aatankabaadi ko apna ghar bhara mein deta hain sirf paise ke liye.

Rajesh: Ok ! Ok ! Calm down, Nazrul Babu. File a case against him with a bailout money of Rs. 10,000/- with a condition that every week, he has to report to your Police Station and also, Rafiq cannot go out of station without your permission.

Nazrul: Kicchu chinta korben na Sir ! Or sab screw ami tight diye dicchi. Ei Satinath, byata ke handcuff poriye lockup e poore daao. Thank you, Sir ! You are really a good interrogator. 

Rajesh: You are also a good honest Police Officer, Sir. Thanks for your cooperation. Thank you Zahir for such an accurate sketch.

Zahir: Thank you, Sir ! 

Nazrul: If any help is required to catch Masudur Rahaman, just let me know, Sir. Jai Hind.

Rajesh: Jai Hind.

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Location: A house in the slum areas of Ballygunge, Kolkata

Prasun (Landlord of a house): Can't say ! Two days back, Pratima told me that her father is very ill. Maybe, she went to her paternal house at Kultali with her only 7 years old son.

Nando: Ok ! Thank you.

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Location: CBI Office at Kolkata

Parimal: Your reliable driver, Bhanu stole the 'Blue Book'.

Debdutta: No, it is impossible. He never knew where I used to keep it.

Parimal: Now, tell us, what was there in it ?

Debdutta (with a cheeky smile): Ha ha ha, just it was a diary with some contact numbers.

Parimal: You are lying now.

Debdutta: Already you guys have declared publicly that you have got the 'Blue Book' with torn pages. So, basically you have no evidence to prove actually what was there. What I will say, that is valid only. Ha ha ha. Luck is favouring me again after a long time. Your CBI Department is helpless now, just like those investors of 'Dhanapati' chit fund. Ha ha ha.

Parimal: Anyway, we will continue our investigations. So, don't be so complacent.

Debdutta: It will soon become a game of politics for negotiations and further negotiations. The poor investors will never get back their invested money, I can assure you that. Ha ha ha.

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Location: At Pratima's paternal house at Kultali

Pratima: Baapre Baap ! How you guys found my paternal house ?

Noni: That's our job to find anyone anywhere. Where is Malati hiding nowadays ? 

Pratima: Boudi told me that she is going for a vacation for 1 month with her friends as she was feeling too depressed after her husband's death.

Nando:  She has fled with her lover, Shrimanta. Now tell us, why your husband got murdered ?

Pratima (with a surprise look and slight tears in her eyes): You guys know everything. Shrimanta is actually a drug dealer. My husband, Murari knew about it. Shrimanta has two other lozenz factories where drugs are mixed with lozenz. Those lozenz are sold in pubs and in front of school gates at a high price. I told my husband to resign from that 'Bengal Bites' factory, but, somehow, Shrimanta got a clue that Murari knew all the secrets. 

Noni: Then, how come, you are still alive ? 

Pratima: I pretended as if I knew nothing, even, I never gave any chance to Malati to doubt on me. 

Nando: How was the relationship between Bhanu and Malati ?

Pratima: Bhanu wanted to have a child, but, Malati used to unnecessary delay the process. Malati had a masterplan beforehand after the introduction of Shrimanta in their life. Both Shrimanta and Malati became friends in an online dating app. Then, Shrimanta started making friendship with Bhanu and ultimately succeeded in conquering Malati's heart. I am now feeling insecured of being killed anytime.

Noni: Don't worry, you will be secured here. Civic volunteers and constables under Kultali Police Station will regularly monitor you. Thanks for your information.

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Location: Inside Nando's house at Kolkata

Mrityunjay: As per your information, we did a raid at Metiabruz and Salkia with the help of our Anti-Narcotics Department. The drug chocolate, 'Pennel' were getting manufactured here. Recently, some school students were found to get drug addicted with these drug lozenz. I gave some samples to Suranjana for forensic testing. Have you found anything in it, Suranjana ?

Suranjana: 'Eurotoxin'. Yes, these lozenz has 'Eurotoxin', a deadly drug chemical which can make you senseless within 20 minutes after taking it. It is stronger than Cocaine or Heroin and its extra dose can even cause mild to severe heart attacks. But, if you do a forensic test in a human body which has consumed this 'Eurotoxin' 8 hours back, you cannot find any trace of it. Very interesting and deadly drug. This 'Pennel' lozenz is very famous among teenagers in Cuba and Colombia.

Nando: Now, the case is crystal clear ! Shrimanta, Vikash and Bhanu used to enjoy paper cigarettes. Shrimanta mixed 'Eurotoxin' chemicals with nicotine powder before wrapping it inside the paper cigarette. Cold blooded murder indeed, but, still we cannot arrest him as in all post mortem reports, those are deaths due to consumption of excessive alcohol. 

Noni: But, why, suddenly, he had to kill Vikash and Bhanu at this juncture ? In case of Murari, the matter is slight different.

Mrityunjay: There is a very interesting news in all TV Channels now. Just switch on the TV set please.

Rosy (Anchor of Sadhana News Channel): Naresh Murugan, the owner of Murugan TV Channel has given a video footage of a sting operation to 'Bangabhoomi Nabajagaran Dal' (BND) and BND has officially published the video footage.

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NANDONONI (EPISODE: 02) !!!

NANDONONI

EPISODE: 02

Location: Late Bhanu's House

Nando: Namaskar ! I am Nando and he is Noni from Lalbazar. We need to talk to you regarding an FIR lodged by your brother.

Malati: Oh ! Please come in. Have a seat. Tea or Coffee.

Noni: Tea.

Malati: Pratima, teen cup chaa kore aanish ekkhuni.

Pratima (maid servant): Thik ache, boudi.

Nando: She is working in this house since which year ?

Malati: I don't know exactly, but, before my marriage also, she has been working here. 

Noni: Oh ! Madam ! Your phone is ringing.

Malati: Oh ! Yeah ! Excuse me ! Haan hello ! Call you back after half an hour. Little busy now !

Pratima: Boudi ! Cha !

Malati: Oh ! Onaader ke agey daao.

Nando (while drinking tea): Do you find any foul play regarding your husband's death ?

Malati: Well, in my opinion, it is an accident. Actually, my husband never used to listen to me. I told him so many times, not to drink too much, but, he never listened. Now, it is my destiny. What to do !

Noni: He was too alcoholic, it seems. I can see a certificate inside a frame hanging on that wall. That certificate is from LIC.

Malati: Yeah ! He was one of the best LIC agents, around 1 year back. Later on, he discontinued the agency business of LIC.

Nando: If you don't mind, can I have the photocopies of your Aadhaar Card and that of your late husband. Just some formalities as we need to close this case. We are not finding any foul play in this case. Just an accident indeed.

Malati: Yeah ! I told you that only. My brother always doubts on others unnecessarily. Wait, I am giving you the photocopies of Aadhaar Cards.

Noni: Sure, madam.

Malati: Here they are. 

Nando: Thank you, madam. Let me just give a missed call to the mobile number mentioned in your Aadhaar Card. Your phone is ringing, madam.

Malati: Oh ! yeah !

Nando: Save my mobile number, in case, you need any help from me.

Malati: Ok ! sure !

Noni: Amra aaschi ekhan. Onek dhanyabaad. Namaskar.

Malati: Namaskar.

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Location: Inside Koylaganj Police Station

Rafiq (landlord of the house where bomb blast took place): Aaa ! Aaa ! Ami kichu jaanina, amaaye orokom maaren naa Sir, Aaa ! Aaa ! Ya Allah !

Rajesh Mishra (Officer of Anti-Terrorist Squad): Dekho babua ! Saach jab tak nahi bologey, itna maar maarengey tumko ki apna naam tak bhool jaayoge.

Rafiq: Aaa ! Khub laagchey, Sir ! Ami kicchu jaanina. Sudhu ghar ta bharaa e diyechilaam.

Nazrul Islam (Senior Inspector of Koylaganj Police Station): Ei Satinath, I think we have to call an ambulance to hospitalize Rafiq tonight. It is ATS Interrogation System. Mere mere peeth er chaal chaamra sab gutiye debe.

Satinath (Constable of Koylaganj Police Station): Sir; Rajesh Sir is coming out of the Interrogation room.

Nazrul (while saluting Rajesh Mishra): Sir ! Do we need to hospitalize him ?

Rajesh: Itna bewakuf thode hee hum. Not a single drop of blood has come out of his body, but, he will surely feel the pain in his bones and joints. Satinath ji, I have written one painkiller tablet and an antacid tablet for Rafiq. I will come again tomorrow sharp at 7 AM for further interrogation. Jai Hind.

Nazrul and Satinath: Jai Hind, Sir.

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Location: CBI Interrogation Cell in Kolkata

Parimal Pakrasi (Investing Officer of CBI): ED officials raided your house. Everything we got as per your information, except that 'Blue Book'. 

Debdutta: Actually, I didn't  tell you one brutal truth that it was missing since 1 month. Somebody has stolen it and I got blackmailed so many times with some computerized printed letters. Here is one copy of it. See, it is written here, 'I will disclose the names of all persons involved in this scam. Give me 10 lakhs within 1 week to suppress the information.'

Parimal: Which ciggarette brand do you like to smoke ?

Debdutta: Sorry ! I don't smoke.

Parimal: Ok, thank you ! We are done for this day. You can relax now.

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Location: Inside Nando's house

Nando (over the mobile phone): Hello !

Arindam: Boley falo.

Nando: I am sending you a mobile number in your Whatsapp number. I want the call list of this number from last month till today. Do you have any other relevant information ?

Arindam: 'I don't smoke, but they 

found something in my private CAR; 

how interesting isn't it, just 

blame it on my reliable DRIVER.'

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Location: Inside Koylaganj Police Station

Rafiq: Aaa ! Ooh ! Baapre Baap ! Sakkal sakkal abaar amaake petacchen, Sir ! Bolchi sab bolchi ami.

Rajesh: Sabbash ! Aab aaya uth pahaar ke neechey.

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Location: Inside a cafeteria of South City Mall at Kolkata

Kaushik: Actually, I used to really dislike Bhanu. But, I don't know what Malati saw in him. Bhanu was really doing well as an LIC agent, but, then came Shrimanta who brainwashed him and ultimately, Bhanu became an agent of 'Dhanapati' Chit Fund.

Nando: You are the owner of a broking company, 'Bullrun'. Have you not tried to offer him a job in your company ? 

Kaushik: Yeah ! but he was not so interested in share markets, but, my sister does trading in weekdays as she has a demat account in our company. 

Nando (whispering to Noni) : Arindam da has sent some messages in my Whatsapp number. 

Noni: Ok, we need to go now. Thanks a lot, Kaushik Babu.

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Location: Inside Nando's house

Nando: Do you remember that ringtone, 'Chirodin ee tumi je amaar' ?

Noni: 'Amar Sangi' song tune at Malati's phone, when we were in her house. After a few minutes, when you gave her a missed call, it was just a normal ringtone. Who was that romantic caller as per the call list sent by Arindam Daa ?

Nando: Shrimanta. When we came out, both Malati and Shrimanta had a conversation for half an hour or so. They love each other. Debdutta is not a smoker, but, still, the CBI officials found some packets of paper cigarettes in the closed frontend drawers of the car. Arindam Daa has also sent a message that someone used to blackmail Debdutta with computerized printed letter. Also, it is written in the message that Pratima's husband Murari used to work in the lozenz manufacturing company owned by Shrimanta. Murari was found dead last month near the factory and the post mortem report showed, 'Death due to excessive consumption of alcohol'.

Noni: Come on ! We need to go somewhere right now !

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Location: In front of 'Bengal Bites' Lozenz factory

Lalchand (Union Leader of 'Bengal Bites' factory): Amader andolon cholche cholbe. Ei factory abaar punoraaye chaalu korte hobe. Mazdoor union zindabad. Inquilab Zindabad.

Noni: Bhai ! What's the matter ?

A worker of 'Bengal Bites' factory: Our factory owner, Shrimanta has declared that he has gone bankrupt as he invested almost all his money in 'Dhanapati' Chit Fund. Today morning, the security guards pointed out to the notice board where it is written, 'The factory will remain closed for an indefinite period'. Shrimanta is missing in his house. No one knows, where he is !

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Location: Studio of Calcutta News Channel

Nilima: Yet another agent of 'Dhanapati' Chit Fund committed suicide last night. His name is Vikash.

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Location: The point of the lake

Diver: Sir, we found something.

Parimal: Well done !

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NANDONONI (EPISODE-01) !!!

NANDONONI !!!

WRITTEN BY: ARINDAM SAIN

Disclaimer: This is entirely a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any person, event, incident, place and activity is purely coincidental in nature.

EPISODE: 01

Location: In an Apartment of Kolkata

Kaushik (Malati's younger brother): Happy Marriage Anniversary to both of you.

Bhanu and Malati: Thank you. It is really a joyful journey of 2 years together.

Srimanta: Boss, now, it is also time to welcome a new guest in this house.

Bhanu: Well, we may think about it now.

Malati (Bhanu's wife): Come on, everyone, eat the cakes. 

Vikash: Hey, Bhanu, your mobile is ringing.

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Location: In a room of Hotel Sheraton, New Delhi

Hotel Customer Care Operator (over the phone): Good morning, Sir ! Sorry to disturb you, but, someone wants to talk to you. Its an emergency.

Noni: Ok, transfer the call. 

Rudraraj Roychowdhury (Police Commissioner of Kolkata Police): Good morning ! 

Noni: Good morning, Sir ! 

Rudraraj: Is our department paying you to keep your mobile phone switched off ? I can hear a female voice too !

Noni: Actually, Sir ! I drank too much last night and there was no battery charge in my handset.

Rudraraj: Shut up ! You have done a great job to arrest the gang of Musa in Delhi, that, I appreciate, but, be more disciplined. You have girlfriends in each and every city or what ! Take the next flight to Kolkata and visit Nando's house by this evening. 

Noni: Ok, Sir.

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Location: Inside Nando's house at Kolkata

Nando: I really don't understand, that, why, our boss wants a special investigation in it.

Mrityunjoy Malakar (Senior Inspector of Special Task Force of Kolkata Police): I don't know. 

Suranjana (Forensic Expert of Kolkata Police): As per the forensic analysis of his brain, he may had an emotional excitement before dying. Maybe, some quarrels or fights.

Nonigopal Sain (Undercover Encounter Officer of Special Task Force of Kolkata Police): Kaushik has filed an FIR that it is a cold blooded murder. Let us arrest both Srimanta and Vikash.

Nandodulal Sain (Undercover Investigating Officer of Special Task Force of Kolkata Police): No ! No ! We have no evidence ! On what basis, you will arrest them. As per Kaushik's statement, three of them were playing with colours at the previous evening of 'Dol Yatra'. Three of them usually used to drink alcohol outside. Kaushik is saying that Shrimanta and Vikash have murdered Bhanu.

Noni: Oh ! just give me this case to solve, if they are guilty and not getting punishment, I am there to punish them.

Mrityunjay: Doing encounter is becoming your hobby it seems. Sit down quietly on the sofa and listen to me. As per postmortem report and forensic report, they played Holi on an evening, got drunk, then started swimming in the nearby lake. Bhanu got drowned. Even if we arrest Shrimanta and Vikash, they will say the same thing.

Nando: Look at the newspaper, Debdutta Dhanapati, the owner of 'Dhanapati' chit fund has been arrested today. 

Mrityunjay: Exactly ! You are going in the right direction. Bhanu was the reliable car driver of Debdutta for 5 years or so. Bhanu's death has opened up several mysterious doors. Just walk through the doors.

Noni: Very confusing ! Let me consult with my best consultant.

Nando: Who !

Suranjana (with a smile): You also know him. Keep the speaker on. We will also hear him.

Noni (over the mobile phone): Hello !

Arindam (Undercover Intelligence Officer of RITA): Boley falo.

Noni: The topic is,  'Bhanu's death'. Any idea on it !

Arindam: 'A death underwater for 
one of the best SWIMMERS; 
focus on the consumption factor, 
rather than on RUMOURS.'

Noni: What ! Sometimes, what you say, Arindam daa, it goes above my head.

Arindam: That's why, Nando is the Investigating Officer, not you. Tell him to read these lines again and again, which I have messaged him in his mobile phone just now.

Noni: Ok !

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Location: Inside the 'Lake Swimmers' Club

Laltubabu (President of Lake Swimmers Club): Bhanu won many swimming competitions for us. Even, he can swim underwater for around 2 minutes.

Nando: Ok ! Thank you ! Thanks a lot !

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Location: CBI Headquarter

Chittaranjan (CBI Chief): Thanks a lot, Kalikinkar Babu ! For you only, we have been able to trace a big chit fund scam in Bangabhoomi.

Kalikinkar (Head of 'Jagrata Janata Dal'; JJD in Bangabhoomi): You must thank one of our best leaders, Saidul. He first pointed out to me that several poor villagers have been looted by 'Dhanapati' chit fund, by saying that their invested money will get doubled within a year. But, just a few months back, all the branches and controlling offices of 'Dhanapati' chit fund remained closed for weeks after weeks. The agents of 'Dhanapati' chit fund fled out from their respective village to hide somewhere. Last week, suddenly, Debdutta Dhanapati himself surrendered in front of CBI by confessing that he has become bankrupt.

Chittaranjan: Not willingly. It is the effect of that PIL case filed by Saidul. Don't worry, we are also public servant and we respect both the words, 'Public' and 'Public Money'. I have given the charge of this case to one of our best officers. 

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Location: Studio of Kolkata TV

Rinki (Anchor of Kolkata TV): Just now, we have received information that there is a bomb blast in Koylaganj area. As per sources, some bombs were kept inside a rented house.

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Location: At a wedding party in Jalandhar

Tribhuban (RAW Chief): By coming out RAW, what are you trying to prove ? Are you trying to prove that RITA is far better than RAW ?

Sudarshan (Chief of 'Royal Indian Tigers Association', RITA): I just wanted to implement some of my innovative ideas in Indian Intelligence Department. RAW did not accept my modern ideas on Intelligence and Surveillance. So, I came out and focused on this new start-up business. Now, RITA is rocking around the world with some best Undercover Intelligence Officers. 

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Location: Inside Nando's house in Kolkata

Nando: How can a good swimmer get drowned ?

Noni: He was drunk. 

Nando: Unless and until you are completely senseless, even after drinking alcohol, you don't forget those skills which you know the best. Generally, if a drunkard falls in a pond, his senses become active, because, at that juncture, even in a drunkard mode, he can understand that something wrong is happening. 'Focus on the consumption factor'; that means, too much alcohol ! 

Noni: Is there any medicine in the market which will make humans senseless when we mix it with alcohol, but, no trace of that medicine can be found in forensic report.

Nando: Sabbash ! Noni ! But, Suranjana is a good forensic expert. As per forensic report, it was pure alcohol. Arindam Daa didn't say, 'alcoholic consumption', but, 'consumption factor'.

Noni: I think we must visit Bhanu's house once and talk to his wife, Malati.

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Location: In front of Debdutta Dhanapati's house

A journalist: Sir ! Sir ! Please respond ! Please Sir ! You all have been searching this house for around 5 hours or so. What is the final outcome ?

An ED Officer: We have found 265 Kilograms Gold Ornaments, Bond papers worth 1.23 Crores and Cash of around 5.87 crores. We have raided what he confessed in front of CBI, except one thing.

A journalist: What Sir !

An ED Officer: A 'Blue Book'. What we recovered today, is just the tip of the iceberg.

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